Quotes
Stupid quotes from the games we play

This is simply a list of all the quotes we've concocted on the spot. Some of them are funny, some were just funny at the time...

Counterstrike

1)      ?? - "Smoke makes me lag."

          TeLf - "Lag makes me smoke."

 

Freeelancer

1)       Tripwire - "I've lost a wing!"

           Lukewarm - "Don't worry, I'll give you some shield  batteries!"

           Tripwire - "How the hell is that gonna help?"

 

Random drunken stuff

1) I'ts half two in the morning. I'm in bed. Phone rings:

LukeWarm: "Chips?"

Tripwire: "Huh?"

LukeWarm: "Chips!"

This goes on for sometime... then, two minutes after I hang up, he turns up at my front door saying I deserve chips...

2) Same night, after I've thrown Luke out. From through the letterbox:

LukeWarm: "Counterstrike!"

3) Some stokie slag: "I'll get my tits out for a bite of your pizza!"

LukeWarm: "No!"

(She does)

Tripwire: "ARGH! My eyes! They burn!"